If zodiac signs ran the wedding industry, some would create fairy-tale moments, while others would turn ceremonies into chaos. Here’s how each sign would handle the job:
Aries – The
Takes control immediately. Has 15 ideas before breakfast, bulldozes every obstacle, and threatens vendors with “friendly” emails in all caps. Weddings planned by Aries are extravagant, high-energy, and possibly involve fireworks—whether the couple asked for them or not.
Taurus – The Luxe Expert
No budget? No problem. This planner believes in quality over quantity—except when quantity means more flowers, more candles, and a cake bigger than a two-story house. The wedding will be breathtaking, but the couple might need a second mortgage.
Gemini – The Chaos Coordinator
Great at juggling tasks but also great at forgetting things. Might accidentally double-book the venue or switch the seating chart last minute just to see what happens. The event will be exciting, unpredictable, and definitely trend on social media.
Cancer – The Emotional Architect
Turns every wedding into a Nicholas Sparks movie. Makes sure the vows make people cry, the food feels like home, and the couple has a heartwarming “how we met” video montage.
Leo – The Showstopper
Plans a wedding that feels like an award show. The couple will arrive in a limo, the dance floor will have spotlights, and there will definitely be a dramatic entrance. Will steal the spotlight at least once but makes sure the wedding is unforgettable.
Virgo – The Perfectionist
Has checklists for the checklists. The seating chart, floral arrangements, and timeline are executed with military precision. Guests might not notice, but the wedding will run smoother than a high-budget movie set.
Libra – The Aesthetic Genius
Knows exactly which colours, themes, and decor will make everything Pinterest-worthy. Will spend three months debating napkin folds but ensures every photo looks like a magazine cover.
Scorpio – The Secret Weapon
Handles stress like a pro, keeps everything private, and delivers a wedding so perfect that it feels almost suspicious. The couple will never know what went wrong because Scorpio already fixed it.
Sagittarius – The Destination Wedding Expert
Thinks local weddings are boring. Will convince the couple to elope in Santorini, Bali, or the Maldives. The wedding will be a travel documentary, but half the guests might not afford the trip.
Capricorn – The CEO of Weddings
Treats weddings like a high-stakes corporate event. Every vendor is handpicked, every detail is budgeted, and nothing goes off track. The couple might feel like employees, but the wedding will be flawless.
Aquarius – The Unconventional Planner
Thinks weddings should be unique. Might plan a sci-fi-themed ceremony or a wedding where guests sit in a circle and “feel the energy.” Not for the traditional couple, but definitely unforgettable.
Pisces – The Dreamer
Creates weddings straight out of a fairy tale. Everything is soft, romantic, and drenched in dreamy lighting. Might get lost in the fantasy, but the wedding will feel like a love story.
Winner? Virgo.
Because when it comes to weddings, no one wants surprises.
Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.
