Surviving a horror movie requires quick thinking, bravery, and the ability to not trip over absolutely nothing. Some zodiac signs would thrive, taking charge and making smart decisions. Others? They’d be the reason the villain doesn’t have to work too hard. Here’s a ranking of who would be the most useless when things start getting spooky.
The First to Go – No Survival Instincts Whatsoever
Pisces
– Too busy feeling bad for the villain’s tragic backstory to realize danger is near. Would probably try to reason with the ghost and end up vanishing in the first 10 minutes.
Libra
– Would waste too much time deciding whether to run left or right. By the time the decision is made, it’s already too late.
Gemini
– Likely to start monologuing about conspiracy theories while the rest of the group tries to escape. Last words: “Wait, what if this is all just a social experiment?”
The One Who Makes Everything Worse
Cancer
– Screams too loudly at every minor sound, making sure the villain knows exactly where the group is at all times. Will definitely insist on “checking on the cat” instead of running away.
Taurus
– Refuses to leave the haunted house because the couch is too comfortable and running sounds exhausting. Would rather take their chances than give up their snacks.
Sagittarius
– Thinks it’s all a joke, probably suggests splitting up, and then actually survives just out of sheer dumb luck.
The One Who Tries But Fails Spectacularly
Aries
– Runs headfirst at the killer with zero plan. The effort is there, but so is the inevitable failure.
Leo
– Too busy making dramatic speeches about heroism to notice the villain sneaking up from behind. Would make sure their final words are iconic, though.
Aquarius
– Overthinks every single clue instead of just leaving. While everyone is screaming, they’re deep in thought about whether the monster represents societal oppression.
The Ones Who Actually Have a Chance
Scorpio
– Might be the villain. Even if not, definitely survives.
Capricorn
– Knows exactly when to leave, never turns back, and definitely won’t open a cursed book “just to see what happens.”
Virgo
– Figures out the villain’s pattern, sets traps, and organizes an escape plan with military precision.
At the end of the movie, some signs would be heroes, some would be comic relief, and some wouldn’t even make it past the opening credits. Horror movies may be unpredictable, but astrology makes one thing clear—some signs are just not built for survival.
Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.
