If the solar system held a poetry slam, each planet would bring a unique style—some dramatic, some deep, and at least one that wouldn’t stop talking about itself.
Mercury – The Spoken Word Prodigy
Fast, sharp, and impossible to keep up with. Mercury delivers rapid-fire poetry, dropping truth bombs before anyone can even take notes. Every piece feels like a caffeine overdose with a side of existential crisis.
Venus – The Romantic Sonneteer
Soft words, dramatic metaphors, and a dangerously high obsession with love. Venus writes about candlelit dinners and stolen glances, but also has a talent for tragic love stories that end with
“but why did they leave?”
Earth – The Realist Poet
Relatable, emotional, and a little too self-aware. Earth’s poetry talks about heartbreak, climate change, and the struggle of finding Wi-Fi in public places. It’s a mix of hope and impending doom—like a TED Talk with feelings.
Mars – The War Poet
Aggressive, passionate, and most likely writing from the trenches. Mars performs like it’s leading a rebellion, making everything sound like a call to arms. Even a poem about breakfast turns into
“They tried to take my eggs. They failed.”
Jupiter – The Epic Storyteller
Long-winded, grand, and slightly overwhelming. Jupiter’s poetry is a novel in disguise, filled with tales of mighty heroes and moral lessons. Halfway through, the audience forgets what the poem was even about, but it still sounds important.
Saturn – The Existential Haiku Master
Short, structured, and painfully wise. Saturn writes five-line poems about time, regret, and why everything is meaningless. People pretend to understand, nod, and later Google what it actually meant.
Uranus – The Experimental Poet
Weird, chaotic, and probably performing upside down. Uranus doesn’t follow rules, uses words that don’t exist, and somehow makes it work. Half poetry, half performance art—no one knows if it’s genius or just confusing.
Neptune – The Melancholic Dreamer
Soft, mysterious, and drowning in feelings. Neptune writes about lost love, deep oceans, and staring at the stars while contemplating existence. Every poem feels like background music in an indie movie.
Pluto – The Forgotten Poet
Writes deep, heartfelt verses but gets cut from every anthology. Pluto’s poetry is emotional, but nobody invites it to the main event. Still, it keeps writing—because one day, the world will regret underestimating it.
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