If the solar system had a corporate office, each planet would bring its own strengths (and chaos) to the workplace. Some would lead with authority, while others would barely make it through probation.
The CEO: Jupiter
Jupiter runs the show with confidence and an overpowering presence. As the biggest planet, it naturally commands respect and knows how to expand the business (sometimes recklessly). Known for making bold moves and hosting long-winded motivational speeches in company town halls.
The Workaholic Manager: Saturn
Saturn takes rules and deadlines very seriously. The type to send follow-up emails at midnight and enforce strict office policies. Loves spreadsheets, performance reviews, and probably denies most leave requests. Employees fear and respect Saturn in equal measure.
The PR & Marketing Head: Venus
Venus keeps the company’s image flawless. Always dressed impeccably and speaks in perfectly curated statements. Knows how to charm clients and smooth over corporate scandals with grace. The go-to for office gossip but somehow never gets involved in drama.
The Chaotic Innovator: Mercury
Mercury is the fast-talking, over-caffeinated employee who has five projects going on at once. Comes up with brilliant ideas but forgets to document them. Constantly bouncing between departments, leaving a trail of half-finished tasks.
The HR Nightmare: Mars
Mars is aggressive, competitive, and thrives on workplace drama. Loves a good argument and might challenge someone to a push-up contest in the middle of a meeting. The one who types in ALL CAPS in emails and somehow gets away with it.
The IT Expert: Uranus
Uranus is the tech genius who doesn’t follow traditional rules. Works best at odd hours and is always five steps ahead of everyone. The only one who understands how the office software works but refuses to explain it in simple terms.
The Intern: Pluto
Pluto tries hard to be taken seriously, but no one even remembers it’s part of the team. Constantly left out of meetings and group chats. Occasionally submits great ideas, but no one listens.
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