Therapy is supposed to be a place of healing, but Mercury in retrograde has turned this session into an absolute disaster. Sitting across from a very exhausted therapist, Mercury fidgets, ready to explain, but the moment words start forming, the WiFi cuts out.
Step One: The Apology Attempt
Mercury knows the last few weeks have been rough—text messages disappearing, wrong flights booked, that awkward email sent to the wrong person.
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The intention is to make amends, but somehow, the therapist’s notepad slides off the table before a single word can be written.
Step Two: The Over-Explaining Spiral
An attempt to clarify everything just makes things worse. The apology turns into an astrological TED Talk on planetary movements. The therapist listens patiently, nodding while subtly checking if their session notes are still saved. They are not.
Step Three: The Emotional Breakthrough… Almost
For a brief moment, it seems like Mercury is about to have a revelation. Maybe the universe doesn’t need to constantly shift into chaos mode. Maybe taking a step back is the right move. But just as this realization settles in, the therapist’s phone rings. It’s an old voicemail from three years ago, suddenly deciding to play at full volume.
Step Four: The Unfinished Resolution
By the end of the session, Mercury knows an apology still hasn’t been properly delivered. But the clock says time’s up, and somehow, the exit door is locked from the outside. The therapist sighs, scribbling a new note on an actual piece of paper this time:
“Next session: Teaching Mercury how to apologize without breaking the universe.”
Another retrograde, another well-intentioned but completely derailed attempt at growth. Some things never change.
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