Imagine strolling into a tarot reading, only to realize it’s scored like a cinematic masterpiece. Instead of awkward silence or incense-scented lo-fi, there’s an actual soundtrack for the universe’s cryptic messages. Spoiler alert: it’s not what anyone expects.
The Fool: “Life is a Highway” by Tom Cochrane
The Fool kicks things off like it’s a cross-country road trip in a convertible with zero plans. It’s chaotic optimism wrapped in questionable decision-making, complete with the urge to jump off cliffs just because it feels right. The tune blasts like a commercial for spontaneous life choices.
The Magician: “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor
The Magician doesn’t mess around. It’s the rock anthem of pulling dreams out of thin air while looking cooler than a Vegas illusionist. Think motivational montage where the audience isn’t sure whether to be impressed or terrified by the sheer audacity of ambition.
The Lovers: “I Will Always Love You” by
It’s not just a love song; it’s a power ballad that hits harder than a breakup scene in a 90s rom-com. Whether it’s destiny or just bad choices dressed up as romance, this card needs Whitney-level drama to make falling head over heels sound both beautiful and like a terrible life decision.
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Forget peaceful introspection. The Tower means chaos with a side of destruction, so naturally, it needs a soundtrack loud enough to drown out the sound of dreams collapsing. It’s the musical equivalent of setting one’s life on fire just to see how bright it burns.
Death: “Don’t Fear the Reaper” by Blue Öyster Cult
Death rolls in like a goth-themed existential crisis but insists it’s totally fine. It’s not about literal doom—it’s just change, like that time everyone thought skinny jeans were eternal. The music says, “Relax, it’s not the end—just an aggressively transformative phase.”
The World: “We Are the Champions” by Queen
Victory laps around the cosmic finish line need Freddie Mercury levels of celebration. It’s a triumph song for levelling up in life—full circle, no regrets, just pure glory. If life’s a game, The World just hit the final boss with a mic drop.
Every tarot reading would feel more epic with the right soundtrack. Instead of awkward shuffling and too much eye contact, it’s a cinematic experience where destiny gets the blockbuster treatment.
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