If tarot cards had their own group chat, the gossip would be next-level. No secret would be safe, and every dramatic twist would get a full analysis. So, what would these mystical informants reveal?
The Fool – “Someone’s Making Questionable Choices Again”
The Fool wouldn’t hold back on exposing impulsive decisions. Whether it’s texting an ex at 2 AM or booking a last-minute trip without checking the bank balance, this card sees it all—and it’s shaking its head.
The High Priestess – “There’s a Secret They’ll Never Admit”
The High Priestess knows everything but won’t spill unless absolutely necessary. However, in a tarot gossip session, it might drop cryptic hints about a hidden crush, an unspoken regret, or a deep gut feeling being ignored.
The Tower – “Oh, the Drama!”
If chaos had a spokesperson, it would be The Tower. It lives for shocking revelations, emotional breakdowns, and life-altering shake-ups. If something unexpected is about to go down, this card is already setting up popcorn.
The Devil – “Some Habits Just Won’t Quit”
The Devil card would expose all self-sabotaging tendencies. Whether it’s procrastination, toxic patterns, or a snack stash that magically refills itself, this card sees it all and is side-eyeing hard.
The Lovers – “Decisions, Decisions”
Romantic dilemmas? Unclear intentions? The Lovers card is all over it. It’s the one whispering about who’s catching feelings and who’s about to make a love triangle even messier.
The Chariot – “Finally, Some Progress!”
This card loves a comeback story. After endless delays, The Chariot is the first to announce when things are finally moving in the right direction. It’s the hype card that cheers on every step forward.
The Moon – “Nothing is What It Seems”
If tarot cards could start rumors, The Moon would lead the way. Half-truths, mixed signals, and confusing situations? It has receipts, but whether they’re accurate or just illusions is another story.
Would the Cards Keep Secrets?
Absolutely not. With this much tea, they’d be impossible to trust. Every shuffle is a new headline, and every spread is a full exposé waiting to happen.
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