Being late is an art, and every zodiac sign has a signature excuse. Some blame the universe, some blame traffic, and some just don’t care enough to explain. Here’s what each sign would say when showing up late—again.
The Overthinkers – Excuses So Elaborate, Even They Get Confused
Gemini
– “There was a roadblock, then a protest, and then somehow I ended up having a deep conversation with a stranger about life.” By the time the story ends, everyone forgets they were late in the first place.
Aquarius
– “Time is just a concept. Anyway, did anyone see that new documentary on space-time relativity?” A philosophical debate follows, and the meeting is now officially off-track.
Libra
– “Spent 20 minutes choosing between two shirts, then another 10 wondering if the first choice was better.” By the time the final decision was made, the event was halfway over.
The Dramatic Ones – Excuses That Deserve an Award
Leo
– “The world isn’t ready for an entrance that’s too early. Grand arrivals need perfect timing.” Also makes sure everyone notices they are finally here.
Pisces
– “Got lost in a daydream and didn’t realize an hour had passed.” Eyes are misty, making it impossible to be mad at them.
Cancer
– “A dog looked sad, so obviously stopping to comfort it was the only option.” Somehow, this makes perfect sense to them.
The Bare Minimum Effort – No Guilt, No Shame
Sagittarius
– “Completely forgot about this, to be honest.” Not even pretending to care.
Taurus
– “Stopped for food. Nothing is more important than food.” Priorities are clear.
Aries
– “I was on time, but then saw something interesting, and, well, here we are.” Attention span: non-existent.
The Most Convincing – Could Make Anyone Believe Anything
Scorpio
– “Got caught in some serious business. Can’t talk about it, but trust that it was important.” No one dares to ask further.
Capricorn
– “A last-minute crisis needed handling.” Even if it didn’t, the sheer confidence makes it sound believable.
Virgo
– “Had to double-check everything before leaving.” They did, in fact, triple-check.
Some signs make excuses, some just show up whenever they feel like it, and some have already scheduled their apology texts. Either way, astrology ensures there’s always a reason—no matter how questionable.
Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.
