If the zodiac signs went to high school, there’d be cliques, chaos, and at least one over-the-top promposal. Here’s how each sign would fit into the ultimate astrological high school.
The Popular Kid – Leo
Wearing designer sneakers and walking in like a main character, Leo owns the hallways. Known for throwing legendary parties, Leo has more charisma than a teen movie protagonist and definitely wins Prom Royalty… even if it’s rigged.
The Class President – Capricorn
Balancing a 4.0 GPA, six extracurriculars, and an internship, Capricorn is already preparing for world domination. The only person who voluntarily enjoys group projects because nobody else is “qualified” to lead them.
The Drama Queen – Cancer
Crying in the bathroom between classes, writing poetry in a secret journal, and dropping “No, it’s fine” when it’s very much
not
fine. Cancer delivers Oscar-worthy performances in everyday life.
The Nerd – Virgo
Corrects teachers mid-lesson, has color-coded notes, and casually builds an entire science project alone because “nobody else will do it right.” May or may not have a secret fanfiction account.
The Rebel – Scorpio
Wears all black, somehow knows every school rumor, and thrives on mystery. Teachers are afraid to call on Scorpio, and for good reason. Probably started the underground poker ring in the cafeteria.
The Class Clown – Sagittarius
Roasting everyone, pulling pranks, and somehow never getting detention. Sagittarius is either the most loved or the most annoying person in the school. No in-between.
The Social Butterfly – Libra
Knows everyone, invited to every party, and somehow gets away with not doing any work in group projects. Probably on Student Council but only for the aesthetic.
The Mysterious Loner – Aquarius
Sits at the back of the class reading existential books, has indie music tastes nobody understands, and disappears for weeks only to return with a “life-changing” philosophy.
The Overachiever – Aries
Signs up for everything, competes aggressively, and somehow turns gym class into a life-or-death competition. First to raise a hand in class, even when they don’t know the answer.
The Chill Kid – Taurus
Never in a rush, always has snacks, and treats study halls like personal nap time. Teachers have given up on trying to change Taurus’s energy.
The Theater Kid – Pisces
Lives for the drama, speaks in song lyrics, and probably carries a notebook full of unfinished scripts. Treats regular conversations like Shakespearean monologues.
The One Who Skips Class – Gemini
Shows up once a week, somehow still gets good grades, and always has a different friend group. Nobody knows what’s real, but Gemini keeps life entertaining.
High school astrology—where detention is just another sign of personality. And yes, Leo is already planning the reunion.
Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.
